Re-do of a tag I did a while ago to avoid doing anything useful

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 4

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 7

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 11

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 15

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 20

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sleding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 25

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 27

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 30

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 33

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 35

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 39

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you where dying

SO FAR: 42

Level 16
(x) Cried to sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 47

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 51

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 54

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 56

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 58

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 62

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 65

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 69

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 70

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 74

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 78

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 85

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 90

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 95

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

TOTAL: 98

The kitten that I was going to adopt was just captured and he/she has a really bad cold but the vet thinks it'll be okay D;
My poor little Emo kitty isn't alowed to stay with me so my grandparents are keeping her in till I move out -_-;
I don't know if it's a girl or a boy yet and I'm still not sure what the name should be either. I don't want her to end up like our current cat that everyone just calls maow XD

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4
And then what? ._.
FINE! D;
'I stood up straight.'
Not very interesting
(The Truth About Forever by Sarah Dessen)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A pen (thank god it's not Martins; if Robbies scared then I don't even want to know where that thing has been! MartinxRobby XD)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Love Court... she was a bird!! tweet tweet XD

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:40 I looked right before I took this quiz

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:44 I don't take that long to type D;

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing but the music and the sound of the typing
My cat can type! I swear I saw her!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night while I was talking to I went out on my windowsill and walked around on the roof. Does that count? I wasn't quiet on the ground...

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Sale on shoes at BeyondTheRack.com I want more platforms DX

9. What are you wearing?
Old school, purple Minnie tee and black skinny jeans.
I fell asleep wearing that last night XD

10. Did you dream last night?
I don't remember so it must be bad BD

11. When did you last laugh?
Last night while I was at the movie theatre.
Long story short, it was a nervous laugh caused by the fact that my gym teacher was at the movie theatre and decided to stop by and talk to my dad about my skip- I mean sick days... cough cough... yes I just said that XD
That’s how we roll here

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Bulletin board covered in meat and fish prices, pamphlets and sales... would you like to buy some? BD
A painting my grandmother painted, 2 doors and a giant ass window
Giant ass panda kukuku… no one EVER wins a giant ass panda

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Quite a few but to be safe I'll simply say I saw an 80 something year old man riding a tricycle made out to look like a motor bike -headdesk-

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's nothing compared to zombies chewing at your brain... but it's a lot less painful too... which is not saying this isn't painful

15. What is the last film you saw?
Zombieland hehehe

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Buy Chuck, from gossip girl, his superb restaurant with the exclusive night club in the vault, of course!
And more video games, you can never have too many video games... now if I can only find my DS so I can play the new kingdom of hearts game :/

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
Joe stole my phone on the bus and blamed it on lee, tsk.
Then my sub stole it and put it in his back pocket and when he gave it back to me it smelled funny o_O
>.>
<,<

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Mythical creatures would roam the land
My minions will help me take over the world!

19. Do you like to dance?
No, and yes I'm saying this because I cannot dance XP

20. George Bush:
Should do my chores because I'm to lazy

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Demon child? Ms. Shnooples or perhaps Amaya
I think it means night rain... Amaya not Ms. Schnooples

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Déja vu? WTF is this in like 30 quizzes?
Dukkar (fortune teller), Terril (thunder ruler), Gabriel (like the angel) or Gavyn (white hawk)
hehehe probably not but I've been looking up names and their meanings lately

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I want to visit Germany, Japan and basically all over Europe like my aunt.
She was a model in her teens and twenties and traveled around parts of the world, I just think it'd be so incredible.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
‘Would you like free yaoi?’ but it wouldn't matter because I'd already be asking multiple questions... or perhaps at the library squealing at the millions and millions of books to read.

I have horrible grammar at night... or generally when I don't care.
I should probably reread reviews I give on chapters but too lazy -yawn-
God I feel like such a geek for having an acount on Chapters XD

I had this idea of writing a series of short stories based on names and what they mean, to a certain point atleast, like haley.
So I looked up a webby and goddamn it there are a lot of names... I never thought it would be that hard to pick out some names -stares at pages and pages of names and meanings- DX

1. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
I’d smash onto the roof and slowly roll off because I’d be to lazy to get off.
Then I might just die, depends how loud I scream. If I get time to scream.

2. Who was the last person to text you?
Zoe but I don’ts have my cell phone right now and people keep on complaining. Complaining won’t make it happen, sorry.

3. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
Hate it. I like the feeling before you cry, the shiver and odd sensation in my nose (?) XD

4. What is your favorite room in your house?
None, I hate my new house. I feel better when I know there is something to other then be eaten by giant bears and falling off my roof.

5. What was the last thing you had to drink?
If you count the oils of a baconator then that.
God, I was so thrilled to try one I didn’t even thinks about the possible calories and fat in the thing.

6. Would you ever want a pet llama?
No. But I could have an alpaca, there is a farm not to far from here.

7. Do you like those pants with words on the bum?
No, it annoys me when u sit down because of how thick the fabric of the goddam letters are.
But I like those kind of sweat pants for gym

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Dad. Elongating every word until he agreed to buying me some Betsy Johnson sunglasses. They were on sale tho! And so cute ♥
And technically I'm using my money. I have an ish with giving out visa card numbers and stuff.

9. What color are you going to paint your nails next?
I don’t paint my nails. I’m so bad at painting nails u wouldn’t believe, I just generally suck when it comes to makeup XD
Therefor I don't wear much. It's such a hassel to take of anyway.
Except cosplaying (then its essential)

10. When was the last time you cried?
Couple days, I think I’m all cried out now so no worries

11. What are you doing right now?
Jumping off the 20 thousand foot cliff which is my dining room table. OH and answering these questions. Lame I know, I FEEL lame.

12. How’s your brother doing today?
I’d rather not know the details of the moaning coming from that closed door, proceed with out me thank you very much.

13. What is the closest living thing to you right now?
KITTIES EVERYWHERE! there is nowhere where there is not a kitty. -confuzzled by grammar- my grandparents are cat man and cat lady. jbtw.

14. Do fish make good pets?
They don’t do much… but I guess u don’t have to go out of ur way to take care of them… I suppose it equals out.
Just not the birds, they NEVER shut the f*** up.

15. Have you ever had to share a room?
No. In fact, although odd, I got the master bedroom in our old house (which with my parents closets taking up half my room it was still bigger then the room I have now even tho the actual house is bigger. wait wtf?) and didn’t have to share it. Like a naive little child I decided I didn’t care that my parents would wake me up at 5 AM looking for clothes or pop in while I change.

16. When you go to university/college, are you going to live in residence?
I dunno, I don’t like over thinking things so don’t make me.

17. Why are so many people interested in photography these days?
Because if u don’t really care about being profesh it isn’t all that stressful or involve to much activity, unless u want it too.

18. Do you like Kanye West?
No I think hes smart ass most the time or wait... all the time.

19. Is your dad an all-around handyman?
U WISH! don’t even ask, trust me.

20. When was the last time you were bitten by a dog?
Couple years. I have a fear of dogs so I tend to stay away, which that vibe might be exactly why I got bitten.

21. Do you like ice cream cake?
Yes, I’m starting to tolerate the fake chocolate crap they put inside. Damn Oreos.

22. What was your funniest experience with an animal?
My cat break dancing? o_0 does that count?

23. Did you know that 23 is David Beckham’s number?
That name sound familiar… XD jk

24. Do you even like David Beckham?
No, all his shots in the pamphlet always looks like a mug shot or whatever, it scares me!

25. Do you know how much effort it takes to think up all these questions?
attempted and failed, sir.

26. Are you in high school right now?
Not physically and not usually mentally but theoretically yes.

27. Do you like to go to a dance?
YES! XD they are so awesome here. Last year apparently two guys sandwiched a my new friend and she couldn’t get away, and her face was priceless. I would love to gather a group of friends and pants a bunch of people at the same time. kukuku

28. Are you in high school?
Shut up DX

29. Are you currently single?
Yes

30. What’s your favorite number?
69 kukuku

31. What was the worst thing the person you like did to you?
Purposely being able to make me worry, break down or freak when I try not to care,
Although my fault, I think giving to many chances to too many people,
Physically hurt me,
And lie to me.

32. What would you do if they did the same thing again?
depends on time place mental stability

33. What color is your shirt?
White tank top

34. What kind of cell phone do you own?
Nokia 5200. I play who can throw it the farthest and highest with best pal Paige! Getting new phone so who cares.

35. Are you in a driver’s course? Name some people in your course.
No way, I’m getting taught by my crazy grandmother. Way better

36. Who is your role model?
Fictional Characters XD no.

37. Does your school have a hockey team?
I think so, they are huge on sports and that useless thing called ph-physical activity -shivers-

38. Would you ever date someone who was on a sports team?
Yeah, is that wrong? o_0
Not all of them have the personality of a rock... only some do XD

39. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Bus driver’s? Except he wouldn’t own the bus now would he?
I call him scruffy 8D

40. Who’s your best friend?
You!

41. Ready to fall in love?
pshhh… no XP

42. Favorite reality show to watch?
Project runway count?

43. How have you felt today?
Sick?

44. When did you last shower?
Last night.

45. Have you ever kissed anyone who was older than you?
Twice

46. What color are most of the doors in your house?
T-the colour of wood?

47. What are you excited for?
My dad has been saying yes to EVERYTHING. Mostly, being away from home but that will be over soon.
1. I'm excited about the feral kitten we might adopt from my grandfather who is trapping them and fixing them up because there only months old. (young enough to be tammed and adopted out) The house they live under right now, sadly, the property is being sold and they’ll bull doze the house therefor have no where to go for the winter. He/She (dunno) is gray with what almost looks like blue eyeliner on XD
Adorable fuzz ball.
2. New sunglasses in the mail that apparently make me look like a bad ass, yet stupid, cop or something
3. New phone, if my dad can buy me out of the contract. He said I might be able to get an iPhone with my fido dollars if I pay for half the bill every month
and stuff I guess

48. Do you like raking leaves?
Only if I get to jump in them afterwards BD

49. What about jumping in big piles of leaves?
Love the feeling of drowning in the cold, slightly wet pile of leaves 8D

50. What song are you listening to?
Flawed design -- Stabilo

I've finally moved to the land of no return, except on weekends! (SHH!)
U wouldn't believe what goes on here
First school. I failed two classes and I was kicked out of summer school yet they still put me in the next grade. I'm taking a grade older in French, I think it should be two but obviously that’s impossible. It's amazing though, that I've survived thru my moms shitty ongoing attitude (next counsellor session in two weeks) waking up to get t school at 8:15 instead of 45 and walking an hour back home from school everyday.
I'm so confused with the semester program but I think I'll survive. Everyone else seems confuzzled to so it’s alright. Especially the grade 8 which are brutally intimidated at my school. In my old town the older grades ignored or were actually nice to the younger ones but here it’s horrible. Today a girl at my class, she worked at Timmy H while I was applying for a job, asked me to hang out later to beat up some younger kid at lunch tomorrow. Small towns can be horrendous.
Did I mention everyone but like 5 people is popular? How does that work? I'm not so sure, I'm in the middle being pulled at both ends. Surprising with everything going on, like being asked by a group of tenth grader boys whether or not I'm dead, that I actually feel better here. I mean there’s nothing to do but it’s like the air is fresher, the sent sweeter and everything is in perfect light. My favourite part of town that I could not live with ought is this little park near the river. The water is incredible murky, full of salmon, plenty of whirlpools and doesn't blind me with the reflection of the sun and somehow just comforts me.

Next would be my adventouresc day to the spit. I skipped class yesterday to get to know the town and hide from the annoyingly odd student body and teachers and decided to go downtown. Downtown sucks but I REALLY wanted Wendi’s. Only thing is that I never got there, or should I say I went right past it with ought to even knowing. I'd already been walking for 7 hours when I decided to take the trail into downtown cuz there’s no sidewalks here, like at all. I was actually planning my next journal, yes that is how internet deprived I've been lately even with info tech., but of course when I heard a loud growl I couldn't help but freak out thinking it was some snarling wolf with rabies coming for a meal. Turns out it was an engine of a car on close dirt road. I reached the opening only to find that the car coming in my direction was none other then my dad’s commercial truck. I repeat, I skipped to do this. I ducked and hid in the bushes waiting for with to pass by; he didn't say anything about school that night. I couldn't head back that was where he was going, so I walked on.
You know something’s wrong when u start to worry about the mosquitoes more then the wild animals. I counted when I got back and had 14 bites down my back only. I ran straight up to the dirt road walking for the next hour. The towns extremely stretched out and skinny. Finally I noticed the angle of the mountains at a clearing with a beach, even worse I saw the highway. I had just walked at least 2 hours OUT OF TOWN. I turned back passing a few cars, attempting and failing, at hitch hiking. I know its illegal but I was tired and it was 30 Celsius out. Eventually I gave up when a small beat up blue car stop just in front of me and a girl going to college in the city asked me if I needed a ride.
I know you're never supposed to say yes, but damn was I tired. I didn't tell her where I lived just tee neighbourhood and then I noticed she was driving in the opposite direct. Also in the ca was a high school student. But damn did they look a ton like Blair and Dan or whatever from the gossip girl TV series. Turns out she had t drop him off at the high school first, thank god, but the next thing blew me off guard.
Girl: What are the doing in the circle?
Guy: I DON'T KNOW BUT I WANNA JOIN! I WANNA JOIN!
And then he pranced off like a 10 year old jumping into the middle of some circle. only 10 minutes ago he was asking me if my ca broke down which is weird since people say I look young for my age AND I was in pigtails and commenting on the Stella beer song by All Time Low.

I rushed through everything while writing so it probably has a ton off spelling errors and crap and guess what there’s more.
Also when the English teacher told us to write a biography for 20 mins I wrote a story about a girl who cut herself and got picked up by some pedo, an exaggeration of it all but oh well. Funny thing is that its cut off right at the time as the pedo was about to, u know what I dunno but still! I wanna know what she thinks. It was the only inspiration I had when the task was thrusted upon so that’s what she got. I'll have to wait for Tuesday.
I've been screaming I hate it hear in the halls but no one seems to care.
I wrote it in the steamy changing rooms after gym.
I've been telling people that I'll stick Mello on them if they try it again.
When asked if dead I said I better and screamed it while they ran down the halls.
I was hanging out with the single emo kid, in grade 7 XD, in town.
Wearing a different style to school every day I go.
I've done everything I can think of to bug the shit of people and u knows what? People are still nice to me. They still ask me to hang out and sit next to them.
So for my yearbook pic I did a LE GASP face, too bad they won't see it until the publication.
I even sit at my locker at lunch ignoring people and reading The Hunger Games, I'll finish it tonight. It was really good; I CANNOT wait to get my hands on the sequel. Wait until Saturday Charlotte, then u can take the train into the city~!
I really hate the city of bones tho; I tried a second time today and utterly failed. Or should I say it utterly failed. I'd rather read twilight and that’s scary.
I really hate the city of bones tho, I tried a seconde time today and utterly failed. Or should I say it utterly failed. I'd rather read twilight and thats scary.

BTW HAVE RANDOM ACT OF PIZZA DAY! NOT FUCKING AGENDA REQUIRED!
god I hate this school.

I've already done this a gazzilion times but what the hell?

Dear (Mello)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me in your apartment and I saw you sit on my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before a new life as a clone.

Go burn,
Matt


--> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (Pshhhh, mello ish much bettah)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .



1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - @$%# off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family